Oh my god I’ve got so many 😭
Not my info but this year a classmate confided in me the following:
“it took an embarrassingly long time to realize that men have multiple holes on their penis”.
I thought she was joking but she was dead serious, (she was from a very conservative family to put it mildly and had been withheld from sex-ed their entire life). For some reason they insisted arguing about it with me and the other guy present.
I was 22 and she was 21.
Where did she think the other hole was
I think the idea was two holes right near each other on the head, one for piss and one for cum lol
Skinflute.
Well, if you are not circumcised then you have a hole in your foreskin (when it is not retracted), and you also have the hole in the glans. So, multiple holes.
But that’s a serial hole, not a parallel hole?
Ah, the old for-loophole peehole !
Coaxial hole
That’s very useful if you want to attach an old school printer or mouse to your penis.
Don’t kink shame me bro.
At first I read that as an old printer from a school, and thought that was a very weird thing to want, but then I realised you meant a printer that was old school, and it all suddenly made sense to me!
She may have confused it for female anatomy? I had a similar argument with a young woman about this.
…women have two holes, too. One for pee and one for all the vaginally discharges.