If hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?

Jesus · 1Y

If hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?

@Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 1Y

Basically blood pressure keeps most things out, and you probably wouldn’t purposely rub a meaty turd in an open wound regardless. I hope.

Ghostalmedia · edit-2 1Y

Got it. Hypertension is good if you have hemorrhoids.

dohpaz42 · 1Y

What about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 1Y

Yup. Oreos are vegan so it’s totally fine to eat an entire package for dinner! (I had a vegan friend who did this one time, and we were all joking about it being healthy because it’s vegan.)

@Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml · edit-2 1Y

Vegens don’t shit, they absorb 100% of the nutrients and produce zero waste products. They’re basically plant people.