You’re being funny, but this would lead to the death of every one on earth, we’d have to have automated evaporation cubicles, like in that Star Trek episode. A toddler violated my human rights this morning. I will pursue you to the ends of the earth, GUS.

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I would want some clearly marked boundaries then, because I would consider unpaid labor a human rights violation but I wouldn’t want my old boss executed just because I clocked out and then picked up some trash on my way out the door.