You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.
You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.
Use my corkscrew shaped penis
rape
Unfortunately this is what ducks do.
Find /u/fuckswithducks
Fly south
The question implies that you would still have your human brain, not that you would think like an actual duck.
Still rape
Head downtown & act cute until a college girl adopts me as her pet. Duck-nuzzle some boobies.
Quack
Came here to read this comment
Typically a demo flight at an airport is like $100. Go do that, too!
I start wondering if I’m ugly.
Quack :)
Quack
Quack?
Yay!
Eughm, QUARK
What beautiful lobes you have.
I’d walk to a lemonade stand to see if they had any grapes.
Then (and I cannot emphasize this enough) I’d waddle away.
Open a wine bottle, maybe? Put the corkscrew to use.
“Do you want it back? It’s already open now.” “You know what? I think I’ll pass.”
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Probably open up my phone and pull up youtube to watch some duck documentaries. I don’t even know what I’m supposed to be eating or what things out there are usually wanting to eat me.
There are some really good “I just woke up as a duck” tutorials on Coursera.
