Mine is plain/lightly salted Doritos/tortilla chips dipped/scraped in unsalted butter.
I’m now wondering whether this is a little too specific of a question and I just really needed somewhere to get this off my chest…
CONSTANT MASTURBATION
Yep. Eaten in the car before you bring your SO the healthy snack they asked for.
I got the tenders and JoJo potato wedges last Friday. I hadn’t had them since high school.
They were amazing.
Gambling I guess? Although I count cards so it’s not quite the same, but I can’t exactly explain to the people around me that I’m an advantage player when I start throwing fistfulls of cash at the dealer…
Skinning landlords to make tents for the homeless
OK but hold on - are we not gonna talk about friggin doritos in unsalted butter???
Shh, I have successfully distracted the masses.
Kids clothes. I don’t fit in them (am late 30s 140lb woman) and I don’t try to, but I find myself always drawn to the kids clothing sections because of their bright patterns and prints. I have very basic sewing skills and I’ve been tempted to take a course on clothes making so I can recreate these in my size. I fuckin love bright colors and silly accessories.
Dude, fuckin do it. Sewing is super simple, they sell patterns where you just cut out the paper template to the clothing size you are making, then you pin it to fabric, trace the outline and cut along those lines, then sew it together along the edges. For basic clothes i think anyone could get it first try with a ten minutes on youtube of how to use a seeing machine. Then you can literally make whatever type of clothes you want, from whatever fabric you can find, super rewarding too.
Since this is Lemmy, I would like to link to Freesewing.
Create an account, enter your measurements, and you will be able to download free sewing patterns made to measure!
I fuckin love bright colors and silly accessories.
I’m this way with running clothes. It’s one of the few “socially acceptable” ways for an adult male to wear neon. I want shoes that look like a leprechaun barfed on them.
I cram study science or engineering.
I like cinnamon raisin bagels…with scallion and herb cream cheese. It’s sweet and savory and the contrast is as good as a super hot shower with an ice cold drink.
Breugger’s bagels, may they rest in peace, used to have a bacon/scallion cream cheese. That was divine on cinnamon raisin bagels. I don’t know what upset people more, the scallion on a sweet substrate, or the bacon on a bagel. It doesn’t matter, if this is goy, I don’t want to be kosher.
Man, I missed Brueggers. I’ve had something similar minus the bacon, it’s cursed but definitely better than I expected
Apparently they still exist. I just haven’t seen one in my city in almost 20 years. A quick search shows they’re now owned by the same parent company as Einstein. Einstein is fine but I liked Breugger’s better.
Sometimes I draw nsfw of my own characters, who are decidedly not sexy because that’s not what I designed them for. But then I spend too much time writing and developing them and get invested in their private lives.
I’m usually too embarrassed to render the drawings and sometimes to even save the file. Shoutout to people who do this for a living, couldn’t be me.
I like to fart on the children having temper tantrums at Walmart.
Is that socially unacceptable? Oops.
Melted butter or solid?
Mine is frozen strawberries dipped in icing sugar.
Solid, baby.
Yours sounds good.
What do you do when the butter is cold and the chips can’t scrape it up? These are the things I think about.
The chip breaks in the butter, I cry out, and grab a bigger chip to scrape up the crumbs.
I like you.
We’re snack siblings now.
Have you ever tried Frank’s hot sauce on saltines? That’s delicious.
No I have not. Is that a North American thing?
From time to time pure cornflakes (just those tiny “chips” from corn) without any milk. Also soft bread.
Soft bread is socially unacceptable?
Also, dry cereal tends to be a pretty common snack, I’d wager.
I meant soft bread on its own idk
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I never wash my rice
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i use the high power water setting on my shower head as a bidet
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i throw rocks behind me to distract people so i can adjust my balls while they’re not looking
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rice straight out of the bag isn’t ‘dirty’. The stuff that comes off in water is just starch i.e. rice dust from milling off the outer husk. Washing rice only really changes the texture (unwashed is a bit sticker). There’s no right way here and many European recipes ( like risotto) actually need the extra starch. Anyone who criticizes this doesn’t know where they’re taking about.
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lol whatever keeps you clean, too many people never wash their ass at all.
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I might try this
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It’s not necessary from a hygiene standpoint in developed countries, but from a culinary standpoint it can be necessary to wash depending on the dish and the type of rice. But it can also just as much be necessary not to wash for certain dishes. The powdery free starch that coats the outside of the grain can make the rice clumpier, need for, for example, risotto and paella.
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You’re supposed to wash rice? I thought that was just for sticky rice.
- i throw rocks behind me to distract people so i can adjust my balls while they’re not looking
thank you i will copy that
you do you fam
I use my bidet as a bidet.
Praise bidet
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The comments suggest most people here have an incredibly low threshold for both guilt—and pleasure.
“What’s my guilty pleasure? The thing is, I never feel guilty about pleasures.” ~ Tom Hiddleston
Yeah, a lot of these aren’t socially unacceptable at all. Some of it is just using mass-produced products for their intended purpose. It’s just the anxiety talking.
Picking my nose, then eating the booger.
I am in my 30s.
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