The one about techno is probably my favorite. I still have that song stuck in my head and I haven’t heard it in probably 10+ years. I’ll randomly say THE SYSTEM IS DOWN every now and then
a friend of mine used that song as his on-call ringtone for a while as a sysadmin
the cheat is grounded
I quote this ALL. THE. TIME.
“Hello, my name is Trevor. I am a vampire and…”
I am a vampire and what? I am a vampire and… here’s a million dollars?
The one where he talks about hot gluing corn flakes to your face, singing from the bowels of your lungs, and creeping rusty meat in reference to death metal is good.
"The Cheat is one handsome fellow!
…
That was definitely an ugly bird."
I little email Some you and me-mail
Haha that’s about as much as I can remember, aside from Trogdor
Guess my favorites…!
“THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!”
“What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a ‘Strong ba’ in there, but it’s getting eaten, by some… Linux or something.”
“BACK OFF BABY”
“No way. You’re just a kid! Maybe when you’re older…”
Computer over. Virus = very yes
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
Computer over.
Virus = Very Yes.
“Computer over”? “Virus = very yes”!? That’s not a good prize!
Dude, sbemail #118 - virus is pure meta brilliance.
We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves!
The system! Is down! The system! Is down! The system! Is down!
Yep, you got it right - “techno”!
Now let’s go break open that glow stick into home star runners Mountain Dew. I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.
This is quoted in my house A LOT
A favorite for me is “That’s not a good prize!”
Senor Cardgage Mortgage
Can’t remember specifics, but I do remember playing the point and click adventure game on Steam, that was a blast
And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibby.
I haven’t been able to find it in years, but SB got an email from some chick who wanted to bone him (or whatever PG-13 lingo they used), and accidently deleted it. He panics, then gets another email that’s all broken English, but claiming to be the same person. At first excited, he then says:
“You are not [name]! You are not even literate!” And let me tell you, my 10 year old ass laughed until I dang near pissed myself
That was the “sisters” sbemail!
“Well, Ali. There’s ONE of me. A-deleted…”
“DELETED!? WHAT?! WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? NO! UNDELETED! UNDELETED!”
deleted by creator
Holy crap, I was convinced I’d never get to see it again! That’s exactly the one, watched it just now! Thanks!
Then he’d dream about who’s hotter. Ali or Ali’s sister. And you could click on the pictures and they would cycle through women from Leisure Suit Larry.
Yes! OMG, I’d forgotten about that!
“Come back Ali… Come back Ali’s sister…”
We put that second lightswitch in so that you could turn the lights on and off
Not so you could throw light switch raves!
“There’s a rainbow in my pocket and I think it’s starting to melt”
Is a quote from them and I can’t remember which? Not i was literally just singing this to myself.
But I really like a lot of them… But if I had to pick one off the top of my head?
TROGDOR or children’s book (? Title? - no two kids are not on fire!)
“There’s a rainbow in my pocket and I think it’s starting to melt”
children’s book (? Title? - no two kids are not on fire!)
Damn near pissed myself laughing the first time I saw it.
I said consummate Vs. Consummate!!
Guy wouldn’t know majesty if it bit him in the face!
-that happened once
You just keep doin your thing man.
i think this oc is relevant
