The distro family trees are like different pantheons.
Distros are like individual gods. Community developers are priests and end-users are the commoners who pray for blessings, good fortune, and happy lives. Priests direct the prayers of commoners to their respective gods.
There is the Debian pantheon, ancient gods of peace and stillness.
The Arch pantheon, progressive gods that bring revolution along with a bit of chaos.
The Red Hat pantheon, gods tha- wtf am I writing?
Does that mean that those people who paid a random dude on the internet for GIMP are the altar boys?
The Arch pantheon, progressive gods that bring revolution along with a bit of chaos.
That’s Fedora, really, Arch did cool packaging and bailed
Who is Zeus
Depends on which distro has the most children.
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!unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org
this pretty much… i think. I still don’t fully grasp unix surrealism
Some evenings, when a piece of code I wrote compiles on the first try and it all seems so straightforward and simple, I feel blessed by the Spirit of the Machine.
Me neither, but I do enjoy it
With Linux you’re either in hell or in heaven. With Windows you’re in purgatory. /S
No keep going, I like what you’re cooking.
You are forgetting Knights Templar, Crusades, Inquisitions. Worth mentioning, all of these ended in failure.
Aren’t the Templars still kicking about? Or is that just in the conspiracy theories?
Linus is God’s god.
All hail Saint Linus, the prophet of the only true kernel!
And saint IGNUcius of the church of emacs. May we recite our confession of faith:
There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.
Idk why but I love this post haha
I already knew it basically was a religion, haha
Unconditional belief in OpenSuSE supremacy, Gut für Alle!
We do willingly summon daemons to inhabit our magic crystals.
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Can we change
systemctl starttosystemctl summonpls??It sounds like you want to bring Sorcerer Linux back.
The packages were kept in the Grimore and you cast spells to build, install, etc.
https://distrowatch.com/table-mobile.php?distribution=sorcerer
It was a very early source-based distro.
What is Gentoo pantheon?
We call them the deep folk, some say they’ve gone completely insane
So I’m completely insane? (I recently installed gentoo with xfce)
Ah yes, my daily driv… prayer.
Noice!! Some day I’d like to try gentoo
I mean, if you know how to install arch and if you know more than basic command line. Gentoo is not hard you just need patience to compile everything. I installed it and still consider myself a linux beginner. I mean I know more than linux beginners but still far from power users like mental outlaw and luke smith.
Thanks for the tip, I also consider myself a linux begginer. I started with arch (without arch-install). I’ve borked enough installations to not be a complete noob. So I guess I could try installing gentoo.
I like how you realized part way through that you were typing out nonsense, and decided to post it anyway lol
Also: how high are you right now?
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Hi how are you? 🤣🖖
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