“Sorry, I got to return this video”
“Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial”
“Do you have any quarters for a phone?”
“Bill Cosby really is America’s dad”
“Can I borrow that VHS?”
“Sorry, I can’t come. My favourite show is on”
“Do you know where a phone is?”
Let me check the answering machine.
“The American economy is doing great!”
Goddamnit no. 20 years ago was the 80s bro.
“I’ll ask Jeeves.”
“Phil Hartman guest stars in…”
“What format is that floppy?”
“I bought a Beanie Baby price book.”
FFS, why did you make me think of floppies that weren’t FAT?
Oh god, and the extra __MACOSX folders everywhere.
Oh no. You’ve brought back memories I don’t want to think about it.
Hey, I live down the steeet from the best remaining video rental store (Movie Madness in Portland, OR). Have run down to return videos pretty often this year!
VHS?
Those, and dvd, bluray, some other fancier format. They have way more titles than any blockbuster ever did. Good place to have around ( it’s a nonprofit, so should be around in future).
“Contrary to popular belief…”
“Got a quarter for the payphone?”
If you need to get a hold of me, page me 911 first then your number
I’ll be back in five moons, we’re running out of mammoth meat (translation)
“Sorry, I got to return this video”
You say that, although it’s pretty close to the recurring joke in American Psycho, so if you’re lenient this kind of sentence was said in this comm only days ago. https://lemmy.ml/post/24140732/15784014
Is it like a nostalgic novelty place?
“Jared from Subway is such an inspiration!”
Send me your ringtone
God almighty I could have any audio as my Nokia ringtone in the Bush era. Today? I wish I could have the ringtone I wanted.
“What do you think about John Kerry?”
Call me back, I got free incoming calls
