ICE MAKER
Infinite ice whenever you want, uh, yes, add to cart
Even KINGS never knew such luxury…
A maid. I really don’t like cleaning. I’m not very good at it. I miss a lot of things. I don’t have the attention span, etc. I do it because I have to. I don’t want to live in swallow but gosh, it would be nice to have somebody cleaning my house for me even if it’s just once a month.
Get a dog, you big lovable jerk.
I love the conditional love of my kibby. Conditional love is great when the conditions are easy to fulfill.
1: feed me
2: water me
3: scoop my poops
4: love me, but not too much
That’s not a luxury, it’s free.
Air travel where I’m treated better than a livestock transport.
This is an efficient method, yes, but it’s doable without money: If you fly enough you rack up enough bonus points to upgrade for free.
Source: Done it plenty of times. If the flight is four hours or more, that’s when I consider spending my points.
free time
A proper (CNC) milling machine and lathe, like ones you can work hardened steel with. Lots of better things you could buy for that money, but with a mill and lathe i could make those things for even more money!
Edit: oh and a proper garage/hobby room to put them in
Free healthcare.
A house with a yard in a city with good subway access
What color do you want your dragon?
Damn. Yeah
Staten Island NYC
Staten island is the only part of New York City without subway access.
there is no direct rail link between the SIR and the New York City Subway system
A house
I have a house. But it’s old and decaying. I want a well-engineered, modern house with great interior design and lots of space. I want to be able to put the couch in the center of the room instead of putting it up against a wall.
I see the confusion here. Your mixing well engineered with modern.
I see houses all the time that are brand new construction or within the last 10 to 15 years perhaps all the way back to 08. The materials used are not what they used to be, regulations have gotten tighter and to cut costs contractors are building lesser quality homes. Everything creaks, is loose, cheap particle board and cheap plywood.
There is very little pride in craftsmanship in Contrustion, Contractor Work. Raw materials are of weaker quality and higher cost. If anyone is looking for quality housing look for pre 2008 homes. While this isn’t a blanket statement, it covers 80 percent or more of modern housing that isn’t concrete.
No I’m not confused about that. I have seen the problems you talk about. That’s why I felt the need to qualify modern with “well engineered”.
My house is 1982 and my couch is in the center of the room hell yeah
Kitty holsters. A kitten in a holster on each side. Ready for anything as long as i got my kitty holsters
I fucking love this
How about a hammock chest holster, so you’re always snuggling?
Eggs
A large property in the woods with a river running through it. I can literally setup my own mini power generation source if the stream is powerful enough. So I get to at least be partly off-grid.
there is a pocket star trek novel i can’t find a physical copy for less than 100 US dollars called “a stitch in time”. for some reason they won’t reprint it (they released an audiobook recently but i don’t personally like reading books that are not physical paper books).
Yea I bought it on a whim when it came out cause I love DS9 and Garak. I’ve seen them as high as 200. Its crazy.
Yeah, my copy is in decent condition, and I’ve had offers of 200 for it.
Alas, I’m a giant geek and refuse to sell it
Keep an eye out at thrift shops-- I’ve seen huge tranches of Star Trek novels.
Upvoted just because I’ve been meaning to look up the definition of tranche and you reminded me. Thank you. :)
Rule of Acquisition #3: Never spend more on an acquisition than you have to
TIL those are out of print and valuable. Most of mine were ex-library copies bought for 50¢ each. I guess I should have kept getting them more diligently, since it sounds like now it would be difficult for me to complete my collection.
Ugh me too!
one of those freeze dryers to make infinite crunchy Skittles
They’re so good but so expensive and the machine is like $3,000 😭Also one of those ~$500 IPL permanent hair removers
Having a paid off mortgage
