I’m kind of surprised by how many people have an answer for this already considered. I don’t think this is something I’ve had to consider since primary school.
I’d probably consider the day over just because I would be worried by whatever medical condition led me to shit my pants out of nowhere.
I keep a spare change of clothes in my office for exactly this reason
Shit happens.
The rest of the day is going to stink regardless.
I mean if you have any choice in the matter it’s obviously time to go home.
Day over? But we still need to solve the mystery of who shit in my pants!
I used to have a roommate who could shit in my pants from across the room. It was quite the trick.
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Im probably too sick to continue my day
My boss at the restaurant doesn’t care.
Health inspector might.
Really depends on what I am doing. Whatever I was previously doing has been been put on an indefinite pause until I can get new clothes and probably take a shower. But I have kids, so the day must go on.
I just sign a few more Executive Orders and then head for the golf course.
The day is done. Unless you are operating, driving a truck or belaying someone. Its over. Go home and change
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They unfortunately are not a bot. Just a serious tankie that thinks people care
It depends on the severity.
- If you are touching cloth, then it is a shart and should be relatively well contained. You just need to clean-up and perhaps discreetly dispose of your undercrackers.
- If you are touching socks, then the world has dropped out of your bottom and is pretty disastrous as everything is contaminated. You also have a larger problem as this would suggest you have food poisoning or some kind of illness and this is just the start of your problems. When I was in hospital the guy opposite me got C. difficile and the result was unexpected and borderline volcanic - that wasn’t just a bad day, it was a bad week.