Guys, I have the best idea - guys! I hav- Guys! Best Idea! - I have the best idea ever! Guys! Listen! We’ll put 64 huge rockets on a tiny pod and then forget to add parachutes. Brilliant.

So like, there’s this Gate, right?

Five assholes, four idiots, and then there’s me.

Keep doing the same damn show over and over, the definition of insanity.

Might refer to more games than one, but just let it be.

Because anyway, you eventually lose your humanity.

Supernatural FedEx Man.

Wolfman dies, kills some monkeys, does some rope stuff, performs eye surgery and kills himself (depending on what ending you go for).

You take your big sticky balls,rub them all over the world, and show off the results to a your daddy in tights.

A powerful being mentally tortures an orphaned girl through isolation and deadly “games” with dangerous machinery. Later, she begins hearing the voice of a mental illness, and through its advice manages to behead the orchestrator.

And that’s just the first half!

It’s like Mad Max, except you have no guns or ammunition and so are mostly reliant on turtle carcasses and fruit peels instead.

You can do anything. Even be a carpenter. I hear there’s a city somewhere with tons of farms in the middle of the ocean. So you can farm under guard protection how op is that.

Your parents have a disgusting basement, and crying is an effective weapon against fillicide.

You force a bunch of people to move away from their home town to change the future and finally kill your nemesis, a rabbit.

Someone’s fursona goes to war against an ecocidal billionaire with his robot boyfriend and vandalises a lot of street lights while making PG sex jokes

Let’s see who gets this one:

Find your 107 pals (if you bother to do it), build up your castle and go up against that psycho dude weirdly fixated with porcine epithets.

Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

Time witch steals back her powers to become a god but is defeated by the now human and unsuperpowered protagonist who is given a bin of nuclear batteries from the white house by the president of the United States.