your girlfriend gets an unencrypted copy of all your files. What happens?

@original_ish_name@lemm.ee · 2Y

your girlfriend gets an unencrypted copy of all your files. What happens?

aard · 2Y

Not really much. Now if my wife would get the dump the story might be a bit different.

𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆 · 2Y

Either she is nerdy AF, at which point I am going to get silly and probably scare her off, or she is going to be extremely bored hopefully she gets the hint and that will scare her off.

@argv_minus_one@beehaw.org · 2Y

Pornography starring Scout’s mother.

@electrogamerman@lemmy.world · 2Y

My parents would finally be proud that im not longer gay

@Squirrel@thelemmy.club · 2Y

A great deal of confusion, I imagine. I don’t have a girlfriend, and since I rarely even leave the house on my own, I doubt my wife would believe that I do.

@Fizz@lemmy.nz · edit-2 2Y

Probably just ask why I have so many pictures saved of other people’s cats.

@wildeaboutoskar@beehaw.org · 2Y

This is my favourite answer

TWeaK · 2Y

Then gets upset that you didn’t send her the cutest ones.

Dr Cog · 2Y

Wife already has access to my computer and all my files.

Do people not stream their porn nowadays?

@rants_unnecessarily@lemmy.ml · 2Y

There’s other secret stuff asides from porn you know? Not that I have any. Heard it from a friend.

@glassware@lemmy.world · 2Y

VR porn needs to be at least 4k for immersion and you can only get that quality with a paid account. But that’s a waste of money so you pay for one month and fill a hard drive before you cancel.

qbduubdp [he/him] · 2Y

Pretty sure this post is a honeypot

@original_ish_name@lemm.ee · 2Y

It is, now give me your iris so I can make worldcoin

@Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world · 2Y

My wife would probably try to have sex with her.

@cooopsspace@infosec.pub · 2Y

Girlfriend works at the NSA.

@original_ish_name@lemm.ee · 2Y

Tell her to stop spying through cpu management engines

@cooopsspace@infosec.pub · 2Y

Don’t need to, read your comment while you were typing it

@Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de · 2Y

Ex girlfriend then…

@original_ish_name@lemm.ee · 2Y

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@Mothra@mander.xyz · 2Y

Is this a username checks out case?

@reiver ⊼ (Charles) :batman: · 2Y

@original_ish_name

I’ll just replace “girlfriend” with “wife” since I am married —

Nothing happens. My wife knows me well. There isn’t anything I think would surprise her.

@Wahots@pawb.social · 2Y

My bf wouldn’t care, lol. It’s mostly boring. And the spicy stuff is already stuff he’s seen.

@Krachsterben@feddit.de · 2Y

Same.

Btw it’s so lame that OP assumes it’s only guys here. There’s dozens of us!!!

@Wahots@pawb.social · 2Y

Oh, I’m a guy, I’m just bi. But I also am glad it’s more diverse than just guys too! :D

IndiBrony · 2Y

Women can have girlfriends, too!

I think the better wording for the title would be “partner” rather than girlfriend 👍

@original_ish_name@lemm.ee · 2Y

I actually made a conscious decision to annoy you

Square Singer · 2Y

If you go to the sub-category of women with girlfriends (just to fulfill the specifics of the OP), that group gets smaller.

@Kecessa@sh.itjust.works · 2Y

None of my shit is encrypted because none of my shit is interesting enough to warrant it

🤷

@nik282000@lemmy.ml · 2Y

The only encrypted file I have is my kdbx.

Natanael · 2Y

Same lol