When I lie, it’s most often a lie of omission. Are you more of a falsehood teller? Or do you lie out of ignorance? Or is there a particular subject you’re likely to lie about? Or a person who you tell most of your lies to?
Do you always tell the truth? If yes what type of lie was that?
I like to tell “sexy” lies, like “I just had sex”, or “people want to have sex with me”
People do, you just don’t know it
I’m just joking, but I appreciate the positivity
Alright
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“I’m fine.”
Ouch
“Did you find everything okay?”
Dude, you’re a grocery cashier. I know full well that if I unload my whole fucking arrogant engineer-ass evaluation of your whole store’s problems at your face, it will do absolutely nothing but make us both unhappy. So I don’t.
Everything is great.
Y’all are out of the good eggs and I had to settle for the okay eggs.
I understand why maple syrup is next to Bisquick instead of next to sugar and molasses and corn syrup, but I still disapprove. Sweeteners are sweeteners, not baking ingredients.
But you really don’t care. You have zero input into your store’s purchasing decisions. You want to ring me up and get through your day and go home to your hot boyfriend.
So yeah, I found everything okay.
I’ve done time studies for factories and redone processes to make them more efficient even though it really isn’t my job function. During COVID I wanted to have an aneurysm every time I went into a store that obviously didn’t have anyone that had any ability to create a proper flow and just tossed lines wherever. But no I bit my tongue instead of being that engineer to the poor employees having to work in a thankless public facing job.
I thought it was a pretty big win for common sense when the local Trader Joe’s switched to a single queue rather than one queue per register.
Nevermind that store layouts are designed by corporate, so the local grunts likely don’t have any say over product placement
I’ll get on it as soon as I finish this job
So I guess “blatant” is the type.
“I’m fine.”
I wish this comment wasn’t so relatable.
Or even “I’ll do it in an x amount of time”
I’ll do it after 3 hours. I’ll do it in the evening. I’ll do it in 3 days.
“Thank you for shopping here.”
Like seriously there’s like one grocery store in this entire small-ass town and this is it. Not like you were doing me a big favor.
I also just don’t give a shit if you shop elsewhere. Whether you shop here or elsewhere won’t change my less-than-living-wage paycheck, thank you very much.
“No it’s fine. I don’t mind.”
I embelish for effect.
I often joke that my job mostly “telling cunts how fucked they are”.
Sometimes I’m just not feeling it, so I fail to tell someone how trully fucked they really are, even though it’s probably important that they know.
It’s a lie of omission.
I lie about driving sober to the wife and kids LMAO
Fuckin’ yikes, dude.
I really hope you’re talking about driving a unicycle in the woods
Lmao sure thing, Officer 🍺🥴
Please think twice before doing this. I lost people because of actions like these. It’s not worth it
I’m a big fan of the super obvious lie. It makes people think you’re really bad at lying, and they overestimate their ability to detect your lies, so they let their guard down.
