What movie do you want made? If you got a pitch meeting with a producer and a guaranteed green light, what would you say?
Considering this is what my podcast is all about, it would be hard to pick just one.
4 guys in university put themselves though school by becoming hitmen. It all goes smoothly till a hit comes in on the Dean of their school.
I got an idea for a movie and it goes like this Check it out, it’s about a boy who gets his finger caught In a bottle of Mr. Pibb
And they go on adventures I think it could be big Is it too soon to whisper Oscar?
I got an idea for a movie! It’s about this guy… who wished and wished 'til it came true and now this kid can fly.
And we will have adventures, like the boy and his bottle did. Put a happy ending there and it’ll write itself, I swear.
It’s funny I just heard that song yesterday, it just popped up on my playlist. Hadn’t heard it in years. Fucking love the vandal’s lol.
I forgot one thing about the guy who gained the ability to fly, It was actually only for a foot or two and only an inch or so high…
Guaranteed green light? I’d say it’s going to be a SURPRISE, I need an advance.
GWAR the Motion Picture
Buddy cop movie starring Snoop Dogg and Jeff Goldblum but neither of them are given a script so they have to ad lib the whole thing.
Sounds like Will Arnett’s Murderville
I so hope someone in Hollywood is working on this
A remake of murder on the orient express, except it’s in space and it’s the future.
Doctor Who did it
BOOGIE DAYS. A BOOGIE NIGHTS prequel. Limited series. How did Jack get into the business? Where did he meet Maggie–and Little Bill? Eddie in middle school. Maurice’s back story. Etc. One episode for each character?
Give Paul ALL the money to write and direct.
I’d watch the shit out of that show.
Writer can’t think of anything so he turn to social media for ideas. He steals one, lands the job… hilarity ensues? Or maybe murder? Depends what’s hot at the moment.
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Mockumentary
A story of two people lost in a world of a deadly mist. Rumors of glowing people and otherworldly lights in the sky start to circulate in the small havens they call home. They start to notice they can hear the voice of the other person, as if they’re right beside each other, and realize that not once have they ever been hurt. Not so much as a paper cut. Maybe the religious nuts that spewed on about Angel’s and glowing beings that lives in their homes was right all along.
I want a movie based on Perdido Street Station by China Mieville. I’d call it gritty steampunk fantasy. Basic plot of the book is a bird-man has been punished by having his ability to fly taken away from him. He goes to the city to find someome who might be able to make him fly again. The person he finds is a bit of a rogue scientist, and he researches flight at first by collecting flying critters, and things that will change into flying critters like caterpillars. He ends up accidentally getting ahold of a caterpillar that turns into a dangerous and terrifying flying critter.
There’s a lot to the book outside of the above, such things as evil politicians, organized crime, strange drugs, a virus in steam-powered automatons that makes them self-aware, underground newspapers, a race of people that can make water into solid self supporting shapes, various different races of intelligent beings, and people who have been punished by having machinery or parts of animals magically attached to them, and in general a lot of good world building.
A student film maker asks for movie pitch ideas on a popular social media forum and receives the perfect idea. The person responding is actually a rouge A.I. that coerces the OP into cowriting the movie script, which gets accepted by the movie production company. The rouge A.I. then infiltrates OP’s life by making them famous online and rich and happy beyond their wildest dreams, only to be slowly taken away by the A.I. until OP is broke and living out of their car which only starts when the A.I. allows it to. OP dies in their car when the A.I. shuts the car off as the car is pulling up to train tracks. Woooooo Woooooooooo
I want to make a movie about the smoothie shop that was robbed by high school students outside of Washington DC.
If you are here to steal ideas, I’ll consider that as a win. I don’t need millions of dollars. I know this is rich material for a heist movie.
https://www.washingtonian.com/2007/04/01/stickup-at-the-smoothie-king/
A “buddy cop” comedy movie starring Russell Crowe and Gerard Butler in which they’re firefighters who have to actually, physically fight the fires with their fists.