You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?

@case_when@feddit.uk · 2Y

Bleeping Lobster · 2Y

My toes are unstubbable

@SickPanda@lemmy.world · 2Y

Be careful what you wish for, your superpower could just remove your toes.

Bleeping Lobster · 2Y

No-one said anything about a monkey’s paw!

ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 · 2Y

Or break all your table and chair legs whenever your foot approaches them.

@quaddo@lemmy.world · 2Y

The trade-off is you now have a 1d4 chance of stepping on LEGO bricks in the dark. Even if you don’t own any LEGO.

@Mothra@mander.xyz · 2Y

Considering how expensive those bricks are getting, I think that’s a pretty good tradeoff

Heratiki · 2Y

Wow now this is the superpower I want. I’d walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!

1stq · 2Y

Then good luck to your shin.

Heratiki · 2Y

Eh, I played soccer and work as a maintenance man in the hospitality industry so my shins are long since destroyed.

@Thisfox@sopuli.xyz · 2Y

Ah, the shins of a hockey player…

@morphballganon@lemmy.world · 2Y

And step on the cat