I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.
Having a hydrophobic presence covering me at all times, sans wanting to shower, drink water, etc. so I could run, bike, hike in the rain and never get wet, unless I wanted to.
Another fun one would be having the ability and skill to cook anything I want without training or recipes. However, I would gain an excessive amount of weight though.
Having a hydrophobic presence covering me at all times, sans wanting to shower, drink water, etc. so I could run, bike, hike in the rain and never get wet, unless I wanted to.
Ah the “Have a heatstroke and die superpower.”
I would be Sleep-on-command man
That’s me. The secret is to give up caffeine entirely and stick to a sleep schedule even on weekends.
I did the opposite. I just work so much that I’m exhausted all the time.
If you’re in a state of perma-exhaustion, sleep is easy
I take perfect shits no matter what. Never constipated or have diahrea. Wipes are always perfectly clean.
But that’s my “me” time…
B-side Man
Your super hero name is now “Number Two”
NoDepression Man
FocusMan
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Superpower, but not that great or useful.
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Can milk anything
I’ve got nipples, can you milk me?
We can certainly try
So basically being markiplier?
Perfect hearing man.
Might finally get rid of my tinnitus and I could hear silence again.
“puts his pants on both legs at the same time” guy.
His coup de grâce is getting out of bed in the morning.
Being able to fall asleep and wake up exactly when I want to without an alarm man.
You guys have alarm mans? That sounds cool
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Before alarm clocks were easily available there used to be ‘knocker uppers’. They’d come tap on your window with a long stick to wake you up.
It’s Serj Tankian from SOAD singing Chop Suey.
Fully rested.
No no, the title says b-tier superpower
That’d be an S+ tier power for me.
Do they still not tangle when you hand said cables to someone?
They can, but they get untangled once OP has them again.
I’m invisible if no one would see me
Edit: Fixed exploit
this is secretly very op, you go to a private place and can stay invisible forever cause nobody sees you after you turn invisivle
My toes are unstubbable
Be careful what you wish for, your superpower could just remove your toes.
No-one said anything about a monkey’s paw!
The trade-off is you now have a 1d4 chance of stepping on LEGO bricks in the dark. Even if you don’t own any LEGO.
Considering how expensive those bricks are getting, I think that’s a pretty good tradeoff
And step on the cat
Ah, the shins of a hockey player…
Flying, but very slowly. Enough that it isn’t any more useful than walking to the destination.
I’d use it to float around and enjoy the beauty. Imagine floating around above the water and just watching the city lights, or getting up high enough to watch the sunsets.
I’d prefer to go faster so I can get to the viewpoints quickly, so maybe the limitation should just be that I can’t use it for anything but sight seeing?
Until drones were a thing that would be extremely useful for land usage planning.
and sniping, good lord what an OP power for a sniper.
Nothing gets stuck in my teeth man.
Or, doesn’t get acid reflux man.
I fucking know a guy who claims he’s got no idea what heartburn is, and that he’s never had a headache. He’s about 70 years old and is probably the happiest most joyful person I’ve ever met.
Never had a headache? Good fucking god what a lucky bastard.
Every-time-I-go-to-sit-there-is-a-seat-man
Will you be able to get a seat at Dorsia’s?
Is Paul Allen in town?
You would always win, or break, musical chairs.
learn to squat, your legs become your own seat.
