I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
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“It just works”
…because that is the state of a mainstream modern distro, and it’s not true of Windows anymore.
Alternatively “No nagging, no forced online account.”
It just works (on my machine)
ftfy
Plural.
Can’t be arsed fixing that for you.
Everything I encountered that haven’t worked:
- Not supported hardware by manufacturer
- Nvidia Drivers with Wayland
And good news, Nvidia seems to have more or less fixed the second one a few months ago.