I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
- ‘You can keep your old hardware, we won’t force you to upgrade.’
- ‘Your old GPU, yes, even your R9 Fury, still has a home here, don’t worry, we won’t leave you out in the cold unlike our competition.’
…Among other jabs at Windows in the spirit of the old Mac vs. PC ads, or to be more apt, in the spirit of Sega’s old ads picking on Nintendo in the '90s.
Also…
- ‘Linux does! What Windon’t.’
Probably thing valve does where all the other players in the market are so shit, you doing very little garners huge public support.
Switch to linux and your kids is call
Free as in beer
Or
Free as in work after hours
Like some kind of prostitute lover.
Free as in puppy
That is more like a general FOSS than Linux
Hurts So Good
*Hurds
It’s pretty difficult to have a slogan when the price tag is reason enough to download it
Yeah but I’m thinking of some slogan like brand. For example once KDE had that Microsoft later copied
simple by default, powerful when needed
And when you tell your OS to poweroff it… powers off. Wow.
And when you tell it to suspend or hibernate, it also powers off.
Or it is still turned on cause it failed.
it’s like magic or somethin’.
“It just works”
…because that is the state of a mainstream modern distro, and it’s not true of Windows anymore.
Alternatively “No nagging, no forced online account.”
It just works (on my machine)
ftfy
Plural.
Can’t be arsed fixing that for you.
Everything I encountered that haven’t worked:
- Not supported hardware by manufacturer
- Nvidia Drivers with Wayland
And good news, Nvidia seems to have more or less fixed the second one a few months ago.
Wobbly Windows in a Windows-less World
“Be free”
Freedom.
Only if it’s Mel Gibson “Frrrrreeeeddddooooooommmmmm”
“I heard you like files… Everything is a file.”
Plan9 would have some opinions about that.
Jokingly: “Linux is free if your time is worthless”
Though this tongue-in-cheek tagline takes the “free as in free beer” misinterpretation of the term “free software”, I’ve always found it a fun way to describe the time investment you’ll need to make if you’ve spent your whole life using Windows before making the switch.
This hurts in my first Gentoo installation. Sharp, precise, and accurate pain.
When I started my own design for Tux I came up with “it’s all about U” written on the repo where I’ve developed it (upstream isn’t updated)
In hindsight it involuntarily highlights the difference between the open source and the free software movement pretty well, I’m definitely for the latter, but it is accurate to the product and its creator
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I would totally play that
improvements over the competition are black and white… and a little yellow.
Does Linux have competition? But I get your idea.
