Pedro, of course
Me, motherfuckers!
Sasquatch for pres!
I’ll bring some country stank up in the Oval Office, put my giant, hairy feet up on Washington’s desk, and hit anyone that’s an asshole with my cane.
That’s my campaign platform: whacking politicians with a stick
Jon Stewart
Just… let it be a lottery. Couldn’t make it much worse.
Tom Servo
honestly probably myself. im just really chill. if russia was threatening to attack us i would be like, whatever man
AOC hands down.
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President of?
America?
Stalin
May get fun replies
Skynet.
If was right fuck humans
Russ Feingold, or Thom Hartmann
My mate Tim. He has no political experience, however he has some rad ideas.
Bernie, because i think he would be really really good at training his VP AOC to be president after him
Me, assuming I have unlimited power to do as I please. I would be assassinated inside of a month, but it would be a wild month. The only president with more executive orders than me would be the person who comes after and undoes all the shit I did.
Honestly a president that was just crazy but not like evil would be so funny. Paint the whitehouse pink, make the navy wear tophats, replace the $5 bill with a $6 bill, change the national anthem to never gonna give you up
Make every doorhandle in the white house a penis.
Oh, there would be a lot of nonsense as chaff, but that isn’t what would get me killed.
Busey/Spears 2028!
A bit like Vermin Supreme?
I love vermin supreme so much, it’s so funny
Bernie Muthafukin Sanders
