Best use would be to get two steel plates or something, of apropriate dimensions for portals and shoot them there. Now I have two portals I can move as I please and where I please
How thick are the plates? Are they bendable? What happens if you bend one of the portals? What happens if an object goes through a bent portal?
o_O
I imagined it being thick enoug to not bend easily. But I guess if it could, either the portal would somehow prevent it or expire
Smartest answer by far.
In the game if a wall moved the portal would evaporate.
Except that one room.
Well then I fucked up I guess :D don’t remember this detail
In the Valve-developed Sixense Razer Hydra expansion, you could smoothly glide a portal along a wall. Not sure if that makes much of a difference.
I’ve always wanted to fuck my own ass.
Won’t work, as you thrust your ass will pull away. Only way I could think of is having the portals on platforms that would move with you.
I appreciate your in depth analysis of this situation.
Uhh huh huh… you said depth.
Maybe it would just double the friction.
Or potentially, you could just move one of the portals relative to the other.
One on my butt, one in the toilet, never need to poop again!
Bonus points if someone finds the toilet 😉
I mean you would still need to poop. But you wouldn’t have to worry about the time or your situation.
I would contact NASA and tell them to launch a robot to mars that can shoot it. I’d shoot it at the ground, then put it on the robot, then have a portal to mars.
Just put a door on it
Why put one on the robot? Am I missing something?
It’d be a waste of time to send a human to mars.
So if the robot shoots the portal on the ground and then itself, what good does a set of portals that are both on Mars do?
You shoot one portal on earth, then attach it to the robot.
Oh you mean the ground here. Lol it makes a lot more sense that way 😂
Just misinterpreted the wording. Carry on.
Watching the atmospheres of Earth and Mars try to reach equilibrium right when the portal opened up would be pretty interesting!
If you set one end up in an air-tight room with an airlock, it would be just like a door from a mars station.
For safety’s sake, it might be better to put that on a space station, though. Better to wreck Mars than equalize Earth and Mars.
Read the instructions.
Sell it to a space agency that promises it to use it as a wormhole.It needs to be aimed at our moon (Selene) and an exo-dwarf planet.
Nobody went with sending trump and musk to mars?
It would be a bad use of it, but probably pick a random road online and pick a random volcano. Whoever gets unlucky and doesn’t notice the nightmare portal in the ground gets a free trip to the base of a volcano at no cost. Would obviously need the portal to be in a location where you cannot just easily return from, though. Gonna turn a random volcano and random street into quite the tourist attraction for no reason.
I will nationalize your service for free to everyone
I’m going to be really sad when I fire my first shot from my single use portal gun only to find out the surface needed to be coated with moon dust.
One at the white house, one at the sun.
He meant to say “In portal”
Reverse engineer it
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I would put one portal on a pneumatically actuated plate above a dais that holds an object, and the other portal on a plate placed at a 45 degree angle. I would then see if an object on the dais would fly or fall out of the 45 degree portal, if the other portal actuated and closed the distance between its starting point and the dais.
How would you fix evaporation I’m dumb at this stuff
Anti-evaperation field, or just let rain do it’s thing
Save it. I don’t have anything currently that I would want to use a portal gun on given that I can only use it once. I might use it to get myself out of a sticky situation, or wait to see if I ever move into a relatively permanent home and I could make a portal from my house to another location for convenience.
So it’ll be just like the bag full of Maximum Heal potions when the credits roll, except I imagine you could pass it on to someone with a message not to wait for the perfect moment.
Maybe, but I don’t particularly feel the need to use a portal gun. If I never end up using it I don’t think I’d have particular regrets, but if I used it to save my ass during a high-stakes situation then I’d be quite glad.
Take a portal to a black hole, keep the portal open for funsies.
