Have you ever thrown a can at the bin and had it land in Qatar international?

They are made of steel, lmao… how silly do they think we are.

Be musk

Carpet in the kitchen is almost as nasty as fur on your fridge.

Well?!

You’ve probably been buying it by the slice

tips nose

Xfiles theme song.

As soon as that shit came on I ran to bed. Fuuuck that, terrifying.

The other thing to remember is that trump is too retarded to pass legislation. She’ll be right mate.

Come here and complain about it 👍

Well earned upvote

Post bat or gtfo

So what’s your favourite kind of rape?

Damn bro I would do it for 50k per year.

Assuming I’m not taxed.

Only if you have sex in bed

Better off Ted

That bit about wiping your ass is pretty funny ngl

Heh come on.

ALTF4. Its old and it’s five bucks on steam and worth every penny.

https://youtu.be/wgltMtf1JhY

I guess I won’t be paying my taxes then.

Give it a hundred years or so

You cannot “bust up” a pussy with a penis.

Incorrect, nerd.

Just ask my bitch wife - it can be left cold and alone, possibly in the company of strangers.

Tell us more about vagina

When I was a kid it was all about antidisestablishmentarianism and that’s also still quite relevant

Alright break out the sock puppets and break it down for me

BASED

Spooky fact: for now.

He didn’t

What did they cut to while he was flogging it for 90% of any given day for a few years

John mcafee’s ghonnerea

Good luck kid your gonna need it

Fuck Monday right off I’m invested in Tuesday hate

Toilet paper

Which parts though?

I feel like I just did a lemmy speed run

😬

Oh yeah well how did you spell it?

Thanks!

Amazing thanks for the update that is some cool closure.

I can’t help, but would love a update once you are done.

Bonus points if you wear a recording device or film some of it.